Martin and Steele are back in this special reunion show. The guys catch you you up on what's been going on in their lives, give you their takes on pop culture happenings, and let you know how to learn more than you'll ever need to know about a former first lady.

One of our former guests is making a name for himself around the net. Plus, feltching and gerbiling.

Ed McMahon may be losing his house so Martin and Steele have an intelligent discussion of the housing crunch and it's effect on the elderly. Okay, that's a lie. There's nothing intelligent about it. Also, Jim McKay is dead and the courtroom stinks like fecals.

Parents keep trying to take their sped of a kid to church even though the preist took out a restraining order to keep the tard away. Find out what a gay Aussie thinks about Martin and Steele. Plus, Steele gets a birthday gift.

Martinand Steele are accosted by an intruder. Martin holds down the fort while Steele chases the criminal. The death pool race has tightened up and we have some live music in the studio.

Martin describes his new job, we focus on some mayhem from the world of minor league baseball and 1,000 cars get violated.

 

Ted Kennedy is near death and Senator Bryd is very upset about it. A Philly DJ gets fired and Chico picks up some death pool points live on air.

Martin may have found a new favorite meal but he has no idea how to explain it. We talk to our new beer sponsor and the model for the company. Plus, a man spends an entire flight in the crapper.

We're back after 2 weeks off and the gays are allowed to get married now. We also debate the future of Dan Rackley on the show and introduce the audience to our new favorite black preacher.

 

This one has a Hitler Doll and a 16-pound tumor but those aren't the high point. Rackley is back and after about an hour you'll hear Steele explode on him as he tries to get to the truth about Rackley's writing career.

Rackley is back again and this time he's sounding the timpani. Martin and Steele visted Doug Stanhope this week and exactley where is Rackley's mom?

"This is the World Series of their loins"

"Am I wearing this right?"

"You both need a bath"

"From my cold dead hand"

"I love you,  I'm sorry."

"O.K, back to the strap-on"

"The old Jew with the big nose and suspenders.."

 

"I'm the one that said we could lay here and cuddle..."

"We all know it's their ass-lips"

"Well you're not getting anything for Easter. Because that's what Easter is all about... The Easter Bunny."

"He'll be here all weak celebrating all the gaelic festivites"

"I just saw your nuts"

"She brings them out every so often and starts talking jibberish..."

"Pin the tail on your own fucking donkey"

The Robed Wizzard stops by and finds himself on the scale.

A show regular will be getting a call from Wilfred Brimley. Guess who it is? Plus, Steele is going to be an intern and the Pondo Wedding.

The title says it all. It's a show. It's a bad show, but still it's a show. And let's face it, it's still better than 99% of the other podcasts out there.

We help people fix their computers, look at porn, a guy jerks it near a bus.  We fill an hour with almost nothing.

It's a birthday celebration on FTV. The Robed Wizzard is in studio to celebrate Martin's birthday. Plus, the evolution of Steele, Sod Busters, and an apology.

Our Favorite mother from North Dakota is back again. This time she's calling for more regulation of FTV, explaining why she hates us and telling us what a good parent she is even though her kids talk like Steele.

We are also joined by Tim from I Love Road Head. Plus witches and pregos.

After a pointless discussion about the varying styles of high-jumpers throughout the decades, we are joined by Rick Shapiro of HBO's Lucky Louie.

Martin brings an item for show and tell but Steele ends up wearing it.

The authorities have been called and Martin & Steele are seeking Counseling and Christianity. (Actually, We're celebrating the fact that we've reached a milestone.)

There is some annomosity at Tanc Radio. I t seems that some folks think that they should be the flagship. What is the Mofo show anyway? Plus, things are heating up in the arcade.

We talk to former drug cop and creator of the DVD series never get busted, Barry Cooper. Plus, black history month and retarded bombers. 

Steele had to head to the emergency room where he was admitted for surgery. Don't worry. He's fine now but there is to be no maniputation...

Dougie stops by as we talk about the death pool, Heath Ledger and the death a  radio empire.

Steele provides some needed medical advice for a listener and a young aisain boy is ordered to shave his mustache but the Amercian Mustache Institute steps in to right a wrong.

Martin and Steele are joined by professional wrestler Gangrel. You'll hear about Gangrel's rise through the ranks of the wrestling buisness and his career turn into the world of adult filmaking. Plus, We have had the first death of the '08 death pool.

Martin and Steele have spent the entire weekend promoting themselves to anybody who will listen. Now it's time to help some others promote things. It's a KSEX all-star team in this one as Dic Tracy, Powder and Heather Pink are all taking part. Find out what happens behind the scenes at Club Jenna, what happened to the second hour of Pinky and the Geek, and will Heather write a diary in her attic?

 

Recapping day 2 of the AEE, Steele's escapades on the strip and an unannounced guest shows up to visit Martin and Steele.

It's the first day of the AEE and Martin and Steele are reporting live from Las Vegas. We're joined by a true legend in the adult industry who gives us some of the inside scoop on her 25-year career and gives a listener the thrill of a lifetime.

Part 2 of the 2008 Death Pool draft.

The new year brings a whole new cast of people who are about to take the long dirt nap. Chico, Mooner, Martin and Steele make their first 10 picks in the annual death pool draft.

editorial note:  We wish no ill will on these people but if they are going to die anyway we might as well have some fun with it.

Although not technically a show, this was recorded after a recent show and features a conference call with Martin, Steele, The Robed Wizzard, Ubo, and Tranny Steve.  Enjoy!

Enjoy this, the final show of 2007. We'll see you for the Death Pool draft, live Jan.5th, 2008.

After 39 minutes of a live show, our computer died. After 28 minutes of a recorded show, our backup computer died.  After 18 minutes of a second recorded show our other backup computer died. After 3 minutes of sex Martin's penis died but that had nothing to do with the computer.

We are so dedicated to giving our listeners a show that we recorded this, our fourth attempt at a show.

After anouncing some of the new rules for the '08 death pool, we'll let you know how you can participate in next year's event. 

Larry Craig's alleged former gay lovers are coming out and a an old brit has gas.

Natalie Hollawy and Lacy Peterson are still in the news and Martin fears that he has entered some sort of time warp. A crazed gunman kills 8 before turning the gun on himself in Omaha and it wasn't Jeffrey. 

(Before going on an killing spree be sure to get your FTV merchandise by emailing the show.)

It's the giving season as well as World Aids Day. So of course Steele is going to be confused.  Plus, trannies and the worst example of racism ever.

This one starts out by bringing back the original FTV theme song as a tribute to Kevin Dubrow, who passed away last week. Also passing away in the previous week were Redskin Sean Taylor and Daredevil Evil Knevil.  Who had theses guys in the death pool? If you've been listening all year then you probably already know.

 

This show breaks from our usual format as we had a house full of people during the recording. Dan Rackley from the AWWL joins us as well as show regular, Chico. Topics include black friday, political endorsments and sausage.  Plus, who got their feelings hurt at the thought of letting Martin do something that he's been trying to do for years.

In what may be our best interview to date, we are joined by a tranny who stutters. (take a moment to let that sink in)  OK, now I'm sure that you have a lot of questions. We will ask all of the tough questions and we get answers. Everything you ever wanted to know about tranies will be answered in this exciting edition of From The 'Ville.

Plus, is homeland security keeping you safe?

 

As Martin and Steele prepare for the Thanksgiving holiday they are feeling neglected by the KSEX bigwigs. We'll be joined by KSEX program director Lorraniac so we can air a few of our greivences. Topics include porn star cat fights, coffee tables and a new sponsorship deal that will put FTV where it belongs.

 

This one features a bunch of stuff from across the pond. We'll examine the math involved in negative numbers and a bunch of other stuff that makes the English look silly. (soccer, royal families, knights, etc.)

Plus, it's fast approaching the gift giving season so we look at some of the gifts that we've received.

Will the anti-drug message penetrate Martin? A run-in with the local DARE represenitive gives him a chance to share a few of his feelings. When did Sienfeld get cancelled and what color is the Bounty Hunter? Answers to many questions are in store in this edition of FTV.

Life is full of many questions. The trick is finding the answers to the questions. Today we you give the answer to one of the more complicated dilemas. "What do you do when you get mugged by a one-legged, knife weilding man in a wheelchair?"  Okay, it's not the most important thing to know but it could help you out at some point.

Plus, just for fun, retards with slurpees.

 

 

Mooner makes his return to the show and tells us of a meal he once ate directly from a litter box. Dog the Bounty Hunter is teaming up with Don Imus and Michael Richards and Martin has offended a listener (not the first time or the last).

Steele is confronted and told that he is living his life the wrong way. Who confronted him? Could have been a Jesus freak, you'll have to tune in to find out. A Polish man is suing somebody for something that happened a while back. How long is a while? Again, you have to tune in to find out. Finally, where did the Russians send people when they messed up and if you don't have an anus, how do you dump?

From The 'Ville goes live for the very first time. California is burning and they're using retards to fight the fires. We hear from a second generation listener, get another gift from National Pen Company, and Steele messes his britches. Plus, sex with inanimate objects and the first amendment.

We welcome another brand new guest on this one as Sick & Wrong's Lance Wackerle joins Martin and Steele. We'll find out why he snubbed us at the podcast expo and why he has trouble saying goodbye. Plus, we'll breakdown the age old base system. What base is it when you stick a finger in the ass? How about Winklers? That has to be at least an RBI triple.

We're bringing you the debut of a new song in this one. In fact, the song is so new that it hasn't even been recorded yet. Steele's former roomate, Big Dick Dave joins us to explain how his life has spiraled down to the point that he is a one-legged, 37-year old college student.

 

At Steel-Mar Studios we love anything fake. Most of the time though we at least know why somebody is kicking fakes.  But on this episode we have no idea why some guys were pretending to be Park Rangers. Evidently it has something to do with young boys and urine but that's where the trail goes cold.  Also, a christian clown goes diddlers and a man armed with a kareoke machine fights a guy with a hoover.  Stay tuned at the end for some bonus material.

Martin has a debt collector on his ass so while doing the show he attempts to take care of some personal buisness. Also, we read some hate mail and remember the very fucking hilarious Jonathon Winters.

We're not gonna bullshit you here. Sick and Wrong co-host Lance Wackerle is a weird dude. We spend most of the hour trying to climb into this guy's mindset as a way to figure him out. By the end of it all we reach 2 conclusions. He is strange, yet very intriging.

What happened when the KSEX cameras went off? Well, after FTV, Martin and Steele stuck around to guest on some of the other KSEX TV shows. Imagine the antics when your hosts were surrounded by some of the hottest pornstars in the buisness today. We'll have plenty of highlights in this one.

 

West Hollywood will never be the same! Which one of the hosts did the gays find more attractive? Did either of them hook up? Who got grabbed and fondled? And finally, were we discriminated against?

There are wall to wall gays in this one. Alex, Dean, Bob Bartels and possibly David the Ginger? Plus, a cameo from Lorraniac of KSEX's Rain and Cuz.

Listen here or watch the show in two parts at:

http://www.fromtheville.com/extras

 

This is the audio version of Martin and Steele's KSEX TV debut. Or. if want watch it, the link to the video version is below.

We'll recount the first leg of our trip to LA, Our first meeting with Alex and Dean, and a look behind the scenes of KSEX.  Plus, will Martin's penis become a star?

We are recording this one just an hour before we head to the airport for our trip to LA. We check in with Bob Bartels to find out what to expect from the West Hollywood gay bars and we'll hear about the hotel accomodations for the guys from Sick & Wrong. Plus, we have some "reservations" about who Nike is targeting with their latest product.

(Thanks to Mams for the picture)

 

It's all about the mustache in this one as we interview the executive director of the American Mustache Institute, Aaron Perlut. We get answers to all of the mustache questions that other people are too afraid to ask.

This one is out a couple hours late because I'm all fucked up! The good news is that I got to see a few of my wife's friends tits. The bad new is that they wouldn't let me go suckie sucks on them.  Anyway, Rackley is back and still as shot as ever. Plus, William Daniels stops by to promote his upcomng event.  Eat dicks, you suck. I'm drunk! 

Dan Rackley is back to announce the official end to his comedy career. (should have took it on the death pool)  Even George W. Puppet has met it's demise. Find out what area of the performing arts Dan has turned his attention to now.  Get pointers from Martin and Steele on cutting a proper promo, O.J. update, and Kathy Griffin finally says something funny.  Plus, Leave Britney Alone.

We reveal the results of our mantie voting contest. Molly Ringwald, circa 1986, hot or not. Steele's take on ginger blokes. An update on a tiny Gordy. Plus, what happens when the guy in the next trailor steals your keys?

 

A fat opera singer is dead and will no longer be taking pictures. Brittney is back and so are her backing vocals. Martin visits a black school and Steele tells us of the local high school in Vaudville. Plus, '80's wrestlers and old Kiss albums.

This one starts with Martin and Steele arguing about the true star of the show (again). Once tempers get in check we'll continue to cover the telethon, ask the listeners for help picking out our underwear, and check out some interesting items from the personal pages.

Warning - This show is all over the place. We're recording while watching the Telethon and the tards keep distracting us. Topics covered include: Gay sex in bathrooms, dogfighters finding the lord, and hot chicks who are stupid. Plus, one of the hosts gets upset when the other host grabs a peice of the spotlight. 

Martin and Steele answer relationship questions from their listeners. Martin gets confronted about his religous beleifs, the hair police are cracking down and paying for couch with fake bills. Plus, Steele is feeling unwanted.

So what did Steele do before Monique arrived at the studio last week? Find out during this one. A listener has had it with Martin and Martin has finally had it with one of the fans. Plus, why do people leave their work signatures attached to their emails? 

(Better late than never! Libsyn is back up so here is the show that was due out on Friday morning.)

This show was an impromptu recording after a night at the bar. Martin and Steele are joined by one of Martin's new co-workers, Monique. Monique was the Guinnea pig in an experiment to see if Martin could find the perfect woman for Steele.

 

 

Willy is back as we attempt to do a show with our worst guest of all time. We have complete coverage of the Flavor Flav Roast and Martin gets confronted about his drug use.

 

Once every few weeks Steele does some show prep. This is one of those shows. While in Detroit recently, Steele encountered what he thinks may have been a gay bar but the name of the place may be confusing (to Steele anyway).  Now Steele will release his list of names for gay bars that he would like to open. Plus, profanity in the air.

There's no shame in this one. Steele and Martin discuss their history of STDs, Martin's affinity for anal probing, and of course, their lack of looks or intelligence. We'll get in touch with our spiritual sides as we deliver some gospel tunes. Plus, The Indian Playboy, live from the reservation.

No, the predatory science teacher is not coming to the studio. However, an old segment named after him is. It's the return of "The Gordy Files" as we dig into a story about a man and his step-daughter. Mooner and Chico are back for another show as we break down the parts of the month and even play an impromtu round of "would you rather" that involes a triple amputee.

Plus, stay tuned after the closing music as we present the third edition of "FTV - After the Show." We'll hear from Chico's wife, find out what happened to Mooner and check in with one of the hosts of "Sick and Wrong."

After an apology from his co-host, Martin is taking issue with just about everyone. Some deep seeded issues are going to be brought to the surface as Martin attempts to clear the air. You'll hear of a former show guest who may have crossed the line into Gordyism and a fat German.

Steele has some issues with the KSEX studio. Martin is looking into some recent budget cutting measures and Steele gets very hurtful towards his co-host.

Martin and Steele, in an effort to prepare for their upcoming trip to West Hollywood, go to a brucnh. How gay did they get? Listen to find out.

Martin and Steele are back with their unique perspective on the summer's offering of reality television. We'll be taking a look at "Rock of Love," "Scott Baio is 45 and Single," and "Hogan Knows Best."

Plus, we'll here from Steele's Penis as he begins to move on with his life.

Steele is riding high as a recent death has him sitting atop the standings. Martin gets some revenge as the gays admit that he may do well in the gay bars. Plus, one of us alledgedly sounds like Lewis Black.

Martin and Steele are back and they're dusting off an old bit from the early days of the show. That's right, one of the segments that helped to launch the show is coming back for a "one night only - special appearance."

Plus, Steele shares how he has been getting in touch with his softer side since the cancelation of Oprah - After the Show!

Martin hit another family dinner and once again the in-laws kicked the triple selection from the meat group. A listener has a problem with Martin. Plus, Steele tells of the five-star accomadations he visted over the weekend and Martin had a run in with the handicapped.  

(This one is dedicated to Austrailian listener Matt Weston. He decided to give us some advice so we of course do the opposite of what he says.)

Martin is worried after what happened to a christian salesman, Steele wants to run with the bulls and Scoliocis Steve's wife has soured on FTV.

We're back with an important lesson on fireworks safety and how to properly speak the english language. Martin and Steele recap their holidays and Andy Rooney drinks milk.

We're back and Martin has a problem with some of the attention that Steele has been getting lately. This leads to a frank discussion of exactly who is the star of the show. Then, we'll resond to an email from a "man of the cloth."

Martin and Steele rack their combined brains to try to find something for the show. Will they succeed? That depends on your definition of success.  Martin offers a theory on how Chris Benoit's wife could have stayed alive, Steele tells us about Mr. Condom and Andy Rooney is saying something about something. Plus, Mr. Spring Break checks in with an update.

Some guests stop by the studio to share the coming out story of an effeminate male. Plus, fire hydraunt horror stories, insane laws that further enchroace on your freedoms and Thomas Jefferson toys.

The Vatican issued a new set of commandments last week so Martin and Steele are coming up with a few of their own. We'll also talk about concert goers, Steele's effeminate red phone and proper footwear for taking a piss.

Hairball John returns and we finally find his limits, Sure he can hang with Martin and Steele on the retards and midgets, but when the racially charged jokes start flying he wants no part of it. (at least at first) Steele and his penis are on the outs, sod busters like chicken, and chinks are named Wang. All that plus Andy Rooney on tonight's edition of From The 'Ville.

Syndicated Radio Host Hairball John is making a return visit to Steel-Mar Studios as we talk about the concert that Steele is heading to this week. Martin has had several problems lately, including a defective washington. A 70-yr-old german is acting like a 14-yr-old german and the Pentagon is researching a new weapon.

As suggested by the title, we're talking midgets in this one, (again).  Martin had a meeting with one of the listeners and shares all of the details while Steele tells us more about the turd twister. Stay tuned after the KSEX portion of the show ends and we will debut the new segment "FTV - After the Show."

Chico sits in for this one as Steele debuts his latest motion picture undertaking. Mr. Spring Break checks in on the hotline at (206) 600-4FTV but we still have no idea what he's talking about. Also, Pay at the Pump, erectile disfuntion and energy drinks.

This one features a replay of our recent interview with Porn Star Randy West. We know that some of you have heard this interview already but the new listeners on KSEX have not. Half of the show is new material as we recorded a new opening and ending around the interview.  We're back with more all-new stuff next week.

It's our first show on KSEX radio and we're recording from the LA studio. Steele's having problems with his digestive tract, Martin has found a new product for cleaning up his "mess," and a bar owner is pulling the 'ol bait n switch. Plus, why should the new Steele have to pay the old Steele's bills?

We're back with our second attempt at episode 110. You'll hear all about what happened in the first recording session for this episode. Here's a clue - We are now enacting a 1 tard limit per show!  Find out how many tards we tried to record with and why we did it. Plus, Steele tells a tale of a salad dodging brit and Martin is a victim of spousal abuse.

One of the jackasses that host this show doesn't show up so the other one is on his own. Find out who dropped the ball and where exactly the other numnuts is.

Stand-up comic and former host of "The Man Show" Doug Stanhope joins Martin and Steele for an in-depth discussion of politics and comedy. Hear how Doug's attempt to run for President was spoiuled by the two party system and the Federal Election Commission. Plus Doug shares his feeling's on some of today's top comics and the entire comedy scene. Later in the show, Steele tells us about his new present. It's another extended version of the show as we wait for our June 4th debut on KSEX radio.

 

Comedian Rye Silverman stops by to tell us about his experiances in the online dating world and what it's like to have a Jewish last name while touring small town comedy clubs in the midwest. Reverend Fred Phelps explains why his church will be protesting the Jerry Falwell funeral and Liz Taylor is keeping her Van Gogh. Thursday we'll be joined by comedian and former host of Comedy Central's "The Man Show" Doug Stanhope.

It's an extended version of FTV. Steele's friends wife makes her return to the show with a story about Catholic fokelore. Alex and Dean question Martin's skills as they relate to the gay scene so Martin is forced to defend himself against allegations that he couldn't pull hot gays. Plus we'll make an announcement about our new network and also an upcoming guest. 

The old intro is back as we are no longer affiliated with Heat Party Radio. You'll hear us explain what led to our decision to leave and our intent to find a new network. Steele saw some old rockers this week, Martin saw some old drunks, and Palestsinian children saw a fake Mickey Mouse. Pot Brownies lead to a hilarious 911 call and Martin fucks up a prank phone call. Next week on the show - Comedian Doug Stanhope.

This one is going to be a little different than most of our shows. We are being joined by a personal hero of both Martin and Steele.  In the late 80's and early 90's it was nearly impossible to rent a porn without seeing our guest dropping the hammer on some broad. Today's show features a 35 minute interview with a true legend of the adult industry, Mr Randy West.

You'll hear about Randy's start in the buisness, his early years as a college baseball player and rock singer, and how he became one of the top producers in the adult entertainment world.

We've been struggling to take the show in a more politically correct direction but unfortanatly we fail once again. The founder of Heat Party Radio joins us to discuss what we are and aren't allowed to say, Martin addresses our Asian fans and there is an update on the Death Pool. Plus, Martin gets caught between an NAACP event and an Anti-Abortion Rally. 

 Don't forget to join us next time when we will be talking to porn legend Randy West.

This one features several stories about the bodies' funniest organ. With it's the chopping off of the penis, the covering of the penis, or applying cream to the penis, it's always funny.  Martin and Weeds give Steele a dose of his own medicine and he gets very frustrated. Plus we'll announce an upcoming celebrity guest. It's smooth sailing between the moon and New York City on this edition of FTV.

Ever have one of those days when you plan to do a bunch of things but somehow get sidetracked? That's what this show is like. We had a whole list of topics we wanted to cover but when Steele mistaked Hugh Grant for Lou Grant...well, you can figure out the rest. Let's just say you may want to study your '70's and '80's TV shows because the pop-culture references will be flying by quickly. When we finally get back on track we'll be breaking down our latest hate mail. Plus, Weeds is making a return appearance in the studio.

What do you do when your phone doesn't work? One thing you can't do is call somebody. Find out what happened when a Martin and Steele phone call experienced technical difficulties. The Pope get some new shoes, some guy gets a new tounge and Martin wants a new foreskin. Plus, how do people find FTV? A look at search terms that led people to our website.

Warning: episode 99 contians nudity as Martin does the show shirtless. We'll learn more about the chinamen who shot up Va Tech by digging into his videos and we've even put together an audio montage of his maniacal rantings.  We can't understand a thing he says but thats to be expected since he is speaking overdubbed. We'll also get some parenting tips from Alec Baldwin and premeire a new promo from the boys at Sick And Wrong.

Mooner shares the details of his recent trip to a BBW party. What is BBW you ask? Here is a clue: It has to do with fat chicks. Tune in and find out the answer. We're also asking for some listener help. Would somebody please count the number of times that we refer to fat chicks as "pigs" and let us know the total.  In addition to the fat pigs, we'll talk about a rape case in which the defense team involked the "small penis defense." Plus, naked chicks on beer bottles and the return of Menudo.

This one is sponsored by SmileTrain.org. Steele has an issue with his ass and the blacks have an issue with Don Imus. Martin and Steele are busy coming up with new scripts for porn and Steele's living quarters are a wreck.

Remember, SmileTrain.org to help kids with cleft palettes.

Steele enjoys a new beverage as his Gatorade bottles suffer from a case of mistaken identities.  Easter basket mishaps, the washing of the feet and triple meat dinners are all included in this show.  By the way, FTV is now 100% gaurunteed not contain e.coli.

This episode brings an update of Chucky's blog. We'll find out his feelings on parenthood and the gay bumps will overtake the studio. There's sex changes, wedgies, and a stolen bike. Plus, Martin relives being the victim of a school yard bully.

Captain Ron joins us all the way from LA. He's phoned the show in the past and is a frequent contributor to the comment board but this time he is in studio as we try to figure out his sexuality. He claims to be straight but clearly lives the life of a gay man. After recording this episode, Martin and Steele are convinced that he is at least bi-curious. We'll also hear from Ron's friend Adam, visit the Gordy files, and hear about a high school softball game that got out of hand.

Chico joins us in the studio for this serious edition of the show as Martin reaches out for help with an issue that has affected his quality of life lately. Ted Turner proves to the world that he is a fan of the show, a school bans the use on Myspace and Martin wonders where all the perverts are. Later, Steele surprises everyone with a gift.

Martin has a list of problems with some of the goings on at the annual St. Pat's Parade.  His number one problem, in Steele's opinion, is that he doesn't know what a list is.  From heckling 9-yr old girl to killing yourself, this episode has it all.

One of our listeners shares his personal horror story with us this time as we talk about Steve's missing testicles.  Plus, Jerry's Kids, Drunken Germans and a midget gang.

 

O' Martin & McSteele are celebrating St. Paddy's day by drinking a bottle of the good stuff.  We'll answer some email from listeners, go into the jiggly room, and find out why Martin's brother-in-law quit drinking. John Denver gets some recognition and of course we have a story from Germany. All that, plus, a listener wants to know if Steele is retarded.

It's the special St. Patrick's Day edition of From The 'Ville and Martin will take a look at the social injustices suffered by Irish immigrants in the early part of the 20th century. We'll compare treatment of the Irish to the way blacks we're brought to this country and then, as a public service, we'll help our younger listeners get prepared for the Prom Season.

Martin almost didn't make this show as he had a brush with death that he will talk about. In fact he'll talk alot about it. Come to think of it, he'll actually talk way to much about it.  We'll discuss personality traits that lead us to question peoples sexuality and pay homage to a fallen '70's rocker.

What if the president was a puppet? Dan gives us his interpretation and tells us of his next puppet project. Steele, of course, gets the gay bumps. We also talk about a new chain of coffee shops, freedom of speech, and an update on Naked Sunday.  All of that plus Steele breaks down the different degrees of Short Busses.

Dan sits in with us as we take some shots at another podcast from our area. The Goin' Deep Show takes a beating in this one. We'll learn all about their show, or at least we'll learn that they like big tits.  Plus Martin and Steele make a deal with the listeners.

It's 5 a.m. and Martin and his wife are in bed. So why is Steele in Martin's kitchen playing with lemons and limes? This is just one of the many questions we'll try to answer in this edition of the show. Other topics include getting cut off at the bar, the TV guide channel and Martin's version of the so-called "greatest story ever told."

This show was not planned and definetly not prepared for.  We had a house full of people and just turned the mics on. This show does mark our biggest studio audience and you'll hear that Steele loves to play to a crowd. Relax and and enjoy this one. We'll be back for the regular show on Thursday.

The last episode for February features Vernon the Black Guy as Martin and Steele share some of their memories from Black History Months gone by. Items covered include Aretha Franklin's eating binge, swimming lessons, and Martin's problem with some of our female listeners. Plus you'll never guess what the mexicans found on a pizza pan. Chico and Steele's Friends Wife kick "pop-ins" as the studio begins to fill up with people attending Steele's Friend's Wife's party. 

As a bonus for our FTV listeners, We'll be releasing a bonus show this week featuring guests from Steele's Friend's Wife's party. It will only be available on fromtheville.com and will not be released on Heat Party Radio. Look for it on the feed by Wednesday and we'll be back for the regular show on Thursday.

 

Dougie and Kyle are back and you can hear the frustration from Steele and Martin.  Both of the hosts are fired during this episode. Dougie is told to leave several times but he is to retarded to understand. He announces that he is a "silent partner" and then gets his mid-'90's pop-culture references confused.

Dougie is back and as tarded as ever! We'll hear about Dougie's encounter with a steamer on the Grand Am Dance Floor, his views on religion and even test his knowledge of math, history and geography. Plus, Martin has cancer. 

Jen is back as we talk about her experiences with the uncut pickles and play "Riddle Me a Former Star." We check the voicemail line and Steele does his best Jerry Lewis impression.

We finally get another female guest as Jen stops by the studio. Steele tells us of his many trips to the dentist lately while Martin gets revenge for all of the Washington jokes from previous shows. Anna Nicole died and nobody had the forsight to pick her in the death pool and FTV is auctioning off a peice of the show.

It's our first show for heatpartyradio.com and we get the ball rolling with several topics relating to the gays. We'll hear from Gay Steve, Gay Rick and Gay Kyle. (Kyle might not be gay but it sounded better)  Steele shares why he wasn't around for the show last week and Martin contemplates working out in the nude. 

Chico hosts this look back at some classic FTV moments. We'll return Thursday with an all new episode.

As always with From The 'Ville, this episode is full of strange happenings. An old lady dies when her powers gets turned off, a fire breaks out and nobody seems to care, and a cripple uses a nun to get him a hooker so he can get laid before he dies. (yes, we said he used a nun to get a hooker).  Later, Steele offers some health advice on the proper use of public toilets which leads to Martin and Steele sharing stories of bathroom mishaps at younger ages. Plus, Steele has found a crime that he refuses to stand for.

Steele is back but wishes he wasn't as Martin is way to hyper at the start of this one. Once he settles down though Steele decides he must have Gordy's phone number. VanHalen is getting back together which somehow turns into a 15 minute discussion of the 90's sitcom Full House (yeah, we don't know how that happened either).  All that plus some black called some fag a fag and is now seeking counseling to stop calling fags fags. Step 1: meet with a bunch of fags?

Steele is out sick so Chico moves up to the host's chair for this this one. Martin has been struggling with a case of diarhea that won't go away, Hitler is selling his car and a Texas town is outlawing the "N-word." Steele joins us by phone and why didn't that Hornbeck kid try to escape from his Gordy?

Steele had a sure thing lined up, but in this episode you'll find out exactly how he managed to screw it up. Was it his fault or did he have help? You'll have to listen if you want to find out. Martin has problem with a promotional idea and Saddam's half brother loses his head. Plus, Steele may have found an answer to something that's been bothering him for years.

Mooner, Chico, Steele and Martin make their final 10 picks in the 2007 FTV Death Pool.

Mooner, Chico, Steele and Martin make their first 10 picks in the 2007 FTV Death Pool.

Robert is back and he is bombed by the time we finish this one. He doesn't add much to the show this time but he does shout some drunken comments. We're not claiming that he's funny, but just drunk. Pat Robertson brings us the news from his latest talks with God. We'll talk to Mooner by phone as we announce the theme of next week's shows and then Steele will tell the story of the birth of his black child.

Martin finally had a succesfull vasectomy and brings in proof. Our guest had a case the dirty pickle and its the first ever weigh-in on FTV. Steele has a present for Martin plus we go into the Gordy files and a movie review from Steele.

Martin is fed up with cable television and you'll learn what show has finally pushed him over the edge. We find out exactly how much of the Oxygen channel Steele actually watches and which women's channel is worse, Oxygen, WE or Lifetime.  We'll discuss the college bowl system, and Steele brings us the story of a Cambodian wedding with a Buffalo problem.

Chico joins us for the first show of the new year and we've got death on the mind. We'll discuss the funerals of James Brown and Gerald Ford plus the execution of Saddam Hussein while Martin and Steele lay out their own post-death plans. Chico reaffirms his faith in the lord while Martin talks about some deeply rooted family issues.

The final show of 2006 finds Steele contemplating unusual wiping techniques while Martin offers his ass-cleaning tips. Martin has found what he believes to be the gayest profession a man can have. There's a different kind of rapist on the loose in Texas and we'll also pay tribute to The Godfather of Soul.

It's the FTV Christmas special! Steele and Martin spread some holiday cheer as they discuss the birth of christ, Canada's Boxing Day and grown men in Santa Hats. Plus a complete recap of the comedy show and the activities that followed.

 

The Iranians, with some help from David Duke, are holding a conference to decide if the Halocaust really happened. If that doesn't have FTV written all over it then nothing else does. Plus some kid jerked off into the ranch dressing (seriously, how could we not cover this one?). Bill Arundale is back with us to share the story of his brush with testicular cancer. All that plus Ching-Chongs, Nazis, and frozen mountain climbers.

Steele and Martin are joined by comedian Bill Arrundale as we take a look at life on the road as a stand-up comic. Bill shares his tales of bad hotels, bad comedy clubs and bad road trips. Those mountain climbers are still missing and ecoli is running rampant.

Show 62 centers on what a few other Podcasts have been saying about FTV. We'll hear about a new show that Martin has discovered. Steele has problems with the level of customer service at the pharmacy and men who order small sandwiches. All that, plus Indian men (dots, not feathers) are having a problem keep their peckers wrapped.

After deleting us from his MySpace, former guest Chucky gets his punishment, FTV Style. Chico sits in as we read from Chucky's blog. You'll be sure to have the "gay bumps" by the time this one is over.  Plus fake retards, farts on a plane, hurricane predictions and we'll give away some tickets.

Hairball John is back in this midget-heavy episode of From The 'Ville. We talk midget porn, midget wrestling and midget cover bands. Also included are glow bowling, frozen babies, male porn stars of the '80's and Andy Rooney. Plus an unforgettable interview with former Guns-n-Roses drummer Steven Adler.

Syndicated radio host Hairball John sits in with Martin and Steele to talk about the glory days of metal, play riddle me a former star, and pimp his show. We'll also get another apology from Kramer and announce an FTV live event. Plus, guess how the goverment is trampling on the constitution this week.

 

 

There's one less retard in the studio this time but Martin and Steele make up for it. Kris, a listener to the show, makes the trip all the way from Hawaii to join us for this one. We'll cover Kramer's racial slurs, Nazi gingerbread men and a guy who got stabbed for not washing his hands. Steele starts drinking and ends up with 3 mics when he refuses to end the show.

We've finally cracked the top ten so we are joined by our retarded friend Dougie.  (and a host of handlers)  You'll hear Dougie call Martin a loser and Steele a retard while explaining why DGR is better than BGR. Unless you speak fluent tard, you may need an interpretter.

Martin and Steele attempt to bring the races together by hosting their first ever guest of color. Vernon the black guy helps us understand some of the differences between the races. We'll ask the tough questions that you've always wondered about but were too afraid to ask a black guy like "Why don't you guys eat pussy?" and "Why do black guys like fat white chicks so much?" and even "why don't you fuckers tip?"

Also in this show, Steele makes his suggestion for the next Michigan State football coach and the Toys for Tots program "just says no" to Jesus.  Happy Thanksgiving!

After a tribute to Bo Schembechler, Martin and Steele discuss a recent court case involving Burritos and Sandwiches. A surprise guest makes a quick appearance in the studio and Martin swears off drinking on the show. We hear from some of our detractors on the comment board and get a phone call from the "fake" Chico.

Bones and Chico are back for more. Martin tries his hand at a British accent which in turn causes Steele to do his black woman accent. Then we all try do decide which one is worse. Bones has a problem with Borat and can Steele become a 5-time "Riddle me a Former Star" champion?

Look, this is not our finest hour. This episode was never intended to be put out but we offer it to you as a bonus show. We had some things set up but they fell through. Enjoy our misery in this one. You'll hear us struggle to come up with material, try to call our friends and even leave a few voicemails. We are also joined on the phone line with a couple of broads that were nearly as awful as us.  Enjoy it, because we didn't.

(this is not an actually show. we will be back on Thursday with a new episode)

Martin and Steele are joined by former guest Bones and his father, "the real Chico." Chico shows us why he is an Essexville legend by sharing some of his exploits and explaining his fetish for amputees.

Rhode makes a return to the guest couch but who really gives a fuck? The news is that he brought this bi-sexual chick with him. Martin and Steele have plenty of questions for this little broad as they ask her everything from "When did you suck your first cock?" to "Ever get diddled by an Uncle?"  It's almost two hours of alcohol fueled sexually explicit material plus retards, midgets and strippers.

 

Martin and Steele contemplate lifting the ban on Wally. A pastor in Colorado admits to gay sex with prostitutes (sort of) and Doogie Howser comes out. We'll check out the election season ads and point out some of Halloween's worst people. And if that's not enough, Steele calls for the death of all birds.

From The 'Ville's Steele and Martin look back at the first 50 episodes of FTV and you'll also find out why Steele is sometimes refered to as "Dave."

It's amazing what some people will stick their cocks in. In this episode Martin and Steele will try to figure out why some guys are fucking some of the things that they are fucking. Episode 49 has everything from Beastiality to Mom Rape.  Plus, some kid is missing an instrument.

So what's wrong with these kids today? From the 'Ville suggests that maybe it's not the kids. Maybe it's these fucking adults who are afraid to let kids play tag, dodge ball or even touch football. Hear Martin and Steele share stories of their playground days as we talk about a football team that gave up and a new Halocaust inspired weight loss plan.

Martin and Steele discuss what Martin should do with his free time as he finds himself suddenly out of work. We'll unleash on the Indians and Mooner kicks a "pop-in."

We debut a new addition to the studio in this one and if you haven't figured it out based on the title, you'll have to listen. Steele brings us a story on the history of the Hitler Moustache and we also hear from Captain Ron. And what happens to those unused championship shirts?

Show 45 starts with an apology to all of our listeners. After that we get into the nonsense. We pledge to help the Hawaian Earthquake victims and share our sympathies for the family of Corey Lidle. Steele unviels a new list, Martin goes on a political rant (again) and we talk about an autistic kid who gets beaned on the ball field.

Steele goes to the doctor and becomes a victim of what can only be described as "tard on tard crime." Martin had his own doctor's office run in and has also picked up new information on our favorite child molesting former science teacher. Other topics include Old wrestling theme songs and of course the Tigers continued path to the World Series.

Episode 43 opens with the radio call of the Tigers eliminating the Yankees from the ALDS and centers around Martin's trip to the game. We'll hear about the chicks he met outside the stadium and play guess my ethnicity with one of the girls. Also included is a discussion of Captain Ron's sexuality, Chico poor driving and bandwagon fans.

Episode 42 finds Martin, Steele and guest Chico talking about that kid-diddlin congressman from Florida. We'll also hear about Steele's first time, (not with a woman, his first time with himself.)

We return with our first new episode in a week. The show kicks off with a discussion of the missing episode and a way for the listeners to get the unreleased FTV 40. Then we'll take a look at the local wine walk, play "Riddle Me a Former Star" and take a trip to the gordy files.

Steele shows his intellectual side in this one as he engages the audience in a frank discussion of third world conditions before and after the recent action in the Sudan. Also covered in this episode is the 1972 police action against the Irish rebels, the effect of fiat currency as it relates to the global economic situation and the struggles facing 2-income families in the modern workplace.

We're talking Civil War Re-enacters in this one along with an array of other topics. Martin's trying to find some spinach, while enjoying the new fall TV season. Steele's trying to figure out if Joe-Pa has the shits while he boasts of his skills in the field of chink-spotting. We'll take a look at the Rachael Ray show. And as if that's not enough, we'll take another look at fashion for people kickin' "Dubs-Nubs."

Show #38 finds Martin and Steele considering a format change. We'll explore a podcast from a different category as we try to find a new home for FTV. We also discuss football and Germans. 

Martin and Steele discuss the hangovers that followed the last show, Martin's poor selection of footwear, and Steele's trip to the high school guidance counselor. The Pope made some inappropriate remarks and we'll make some more. Also included is a full recap of the first episode of Racial Survivor.

Martin and Steele are joined by Weeds in this one as we all get really fucking drunk. We'll talk about a football coach who was arrested for nude driving, huggable jesus dolls and take suggestions for Katie Couric's new sign-off. In between that, we'll go drunken jabbers about any number of other topics. It's three alcohol fueled chatty cathys going chittty-chitty bang bangs on episode 36 of From The 'Ville.

We use this special episode to pay tribute to our fallen friend (After Steele figures out who actually died). It's a very solem show as we also show our respect on this very special 9-11 episode. Weeds in the studio as we discuss the events and aftermath of 9-11. We'll examine how all of our lives have changed since that day. 

(umm.... not really)

Mooner is back to discuss his earliest drinking memories and then the topic turns to religion and relations with the in-laws as Steele's Friend's Wife drops in. We'll finish up our telethon talk and then things get ugly as the hosts turn on each other. They'll each take turns trying to embarrass the other as they recall tales from each others pasts.

Happy Labor Day! What the fuck is Labor Day anyway? We don't rest on the holidays at From The 'Ville. Show 33 takes a look at Telethons gone by as we pay tribute to Jerry Lewis, Ed McMahon and all those little retarded kids. We'll compare the telethon to to Passover. (The Jews can't eat on Passover and Steele can't eat during the telethon.) And as if that wasn't enough, Mooner kicks pop-ins. 

Galzier and Chico are back but Glazier doesn't realize it. We'll get a bonus restart in this one as Glazier was unaware that we were doing a show. Martin laments the naming of fast-food menu items, and Steele claims to have a nice ass (again).

Martin loses all control as a drunken guest named Glazier joins the hosts after going either 55 or 56 days without a drink. Chico is making his return visit to the studio in an effort to give the show a little latin flavor.  In between Glazier's incoherent nonsense we'll discuss the new season of Survivor, that sock in front of Martin's house and play "Riddle Me a Former Star." We'll also find out what put Glazier on the wagon and then here about the events that pushed him back off it.

Episode 30 contains more left turns than of any of the first 29 shows as we cover Steele's weekend trip the NASCAR race. The Martin family attended a baseball game and we'll hear about that disaster as well as taking a trip into the Gordy Files.

 

Show 29 centers on Martin's attempt at birth control. We'll follow that up with some talk of the Canadian Football League and JonBenet's alledged killer.

The Thursday episode finds the hosts discussing the make-up of a strange muck that has washed up on the local beaches. We'll check in on a former Buckeye's fall from grace and prostitutes who advertise online. Also up for discussion is the Bill of Rights, Joe Leiberman and convenience stores or hotels that "kick fakes."

Episode 27 finds Martin back from a short vacation and answering some of his critics. We'll dig deeper into the Mel Gibson story and find out why fat people do the things that fat people do. We'll also hear people claim that Alchoholism and Obesity are diseases but Steele brings us a story about a real disease.

In an effort to shake things up, Martin does the drinking this time as Steele goes on the wagon. Steele's Friends Wife sits in as drunken Martin babbles on. Even more drunk Martin is on the way soon.

Episode 25 finds the Martin having a bad week. First his car breaks down and then his favorite show is interupted by a fat weatherman going yakety-yaks about some fucking rain storm. But nobody had a worse week than Mel Gibson. We'll get Steele and Martin's thoughts on Mel's drunken tirade and subsequent apologies.

Martin and Steele are joined by Steele's friends wife as they discuss wedding etiquette.  Other topics include black fashion and chat room lingo.

Steele and Martin kick it old school as the guest couch sits empty. We'll recap events from the weekend including Martin's family gathering and Steele's maiden voyage to a new adult establishment. And we'll say "Bye Bye Bye" to any rumors of Lance Bass's heterosexuality. 

Chucky and Chico are back again. We learn lessons from the trailor parks as Chucky tells us what white trash chicks do with their kids when they want to hit the bars late at night. We'll discuss what to do when you're neighbor is a tard and play "Riddle me a former star".

 

Chucky was so well received that we decided to do a follow up with him and find out how is life has changed since being on the show. Chico sits in to call Chucky on his lies and exagerations.

Willy does his best to ruin another show but the comic genius of Martin and Steele shines through to save the day. We discuss a crime involving super glue, the sex for crack trade and even a breast milk bar. We'll get to read Willy's notes and get the second installment of "Riddle Me a Former Star."

Our old friend Willy is in the guest chair for this one. You'll hear about some of the newest features on our website and we'll respond to some of our hate mail. (keep it coming asswipes) There's a funeral for a beloved friend on this show and we introduce a new segment that we hope will become a regular feature. In the first few minutes we'll learn about Willy's heritage but we don't know why. Oh well, at least he tried.

Chucky finally makes it to the studio so we can discuss his awful ex-girlfriend, his love for another man's wife and how he was fooled into paying for an abortion. Paco sticks around for another one while Martin and Steele consider selling out to raise advertising revenue.

Paco guests in a last minute replacement role. He shares with us the true story of how "From The 'Ville" has changed his life. We'll discuss our talent at ending relationships as well as recap our 4th of July celebrations.

We hear more from Kessler and talk about Prohibs (He claims to hate us but he never misses a show.) There's talk of a gay religous mime who had a spat with the boyfiend he denies having and Steele tells us about his alter-ego. Would You Rather and Riddle Me Ailment are featured while Kessler tells us what he thinks is "The Worst."

Kessler joins Martin and Steele as we get into the Jewish Sabboth and protesting on a check. We also have a story about a turd burglary and hear from our favorite turd burglar, Rick. And as a suprise, Kessler informs the hosts that they have been setting off the gay-dar for years. So go get some watermelon and get ready to enjoy the 15th installment of "FTV."

Show 14 puts Steele's Friends Wife back in the guest chair. We have a frank discussion of dirty britches and then talk online gaming crackdowns and the 70's term "Whoopi." Martin tries his hand at writing a "would you rather" and the whole thing blows up on him causing him to criticize Steele's writing methods in an obvious attempt to cover up a bad bit.

(this show marks the first time that something was so bad it had to be edited out so you will notice some drum beats about 30 minutes into the show.)

We'll take a look at Jewish Rabbis, Ozzie Guillen's use of the word faggot and Steele's Friend's Wife stops by to tell us about a fat guy she met.

Steele quits the show. - Steele returns to the show.

Episode 11 finds Bradley D. back in the guest chair. Topics covered include blankets and sheets used for curtains, shitty ski slopes, missing teeth and a hat full of steamers. We also play a round of "Would You Rather."

Bradley D. Joins Martin and Steele as we talk principal ass grabbing, "biggie size fries" and the origins of "Bradleys." We hear from Gay Rick and then talk German Hookers. Bradley D. shares his hooker experience as well.

It's From The 'Ville's special all-gay episode. Wally is back and questioning his sexuality. Rhode is also in studio as we discuss several issues that affect "The Gays." We're talking gay marriage and gay superheros. Plus how to tell a bottom from a top.

Show 8 starts with an apology. Rhode is in the guest chair as we delve into a cell phone ban and an english only cheesesteak shop. Steele has a story about a foul mouthed bird. A caller joins us in the second half of the show and is looking to clear up some issues.

We're talking masturbation tips and techniques as Bones and Wally join us in the luxurious Steele-Mar Studios. Steele continues to get bombed while we also discuss the NOSSA and an incident of stink thumb. We'll hear from Rhode but the whole thing comes to an abrupt end when a drunken Steele starts throwing the mics.

Bones pays a visit to Steele-Mar Studios as we talk healthy fast foods, rectal problems, postage stamps and fat chicks. We're also joined by Captain Morgan and Jack Daniels as well as our first studio audience.

Mooner sits in on this one as we talk DaVinci Code and church shootings.

Martin's wife sits in on this one as we cover roadside crosses and hairy nipples. "Would you Rather" is back and we debut a new segment called "Riddle me an Ailment."

We finish up with Buttafuco, play "would you rather" talk pink bats, and search for a cause.

We discuss Row Boats, Pie, and Joey Buttafuco.