Tue, 22 April 2008  "Am I wearing this right?"Comments[21] |
Why do you two sick fucks feel the need to bring your disgusting treasures to the studio with you all the time. This time that ugly fucking Steele wears his jock to the studio filled with ice packs for recent vasectomy and throws them at Martin. Of course in the past he has worn the assless kilt and brought in a smelly box of Assios!
Martin is no stranger to this sick shit either with his cum toobs, coke blanket, and buttplug.
You two are sick as fuck and seriously need therapy.
Martin is no stranger to this sick shit either with his cum toobs, coke blanket, and buttplug.
You two are sick as fuck and seriously need therapy.
Steele, sorry to hear about the desecration of your hairy bean bag. In regards to the Pope Benedict jersey, is his jersey number in Roman numerals. That would be money to have a Pope Benedict number XVI jersey. I would want a home, away and alternate jersey. By the way, he does have his own plane. It's called Shepard One.
ALL HAIL THE FTV NATION!!!
ALL HAIL THE FTV NATION!!!
You are suppossed to wear a jock after a vasectomy? My fuckin' doctor never told me anything about keepin' my junk tight afterward. I kicked it in silk Darth Vader boxers after my ummm......procedure, when I wore anything at all, mostly I just sat around nude with a bag of frozen peas on my nether region. I think the wife made creamed peas right around then come to think of it but that is another story entirely.
No wonder my testicles swelled to enormous proportions and turned to a deep purple color. I had to go back to the doctor and found out my nuts were infact infected and had to go on powerful antibiotics. Sons of bitches, a $5.99 jock could of saved me all of that pain & suffering?
I'm also curious about the liquid Martin & Steele mentioned as parts of their respective procedures. There were no liquids involved in my vasectomy. Come to think of it some liquids warm or cold would've come in handy as I was having my sack cut open with a red hot knife before the anesthesa had time to kick in.
I'm beginning to think that perhaps I should seek legal counsel. Maybe I didn't visit a doctor at all but some kind of twisted sadomasacistic freak. His nurse tried to talke to me about the weather while she shaved my sack.
Also I wasn't given the option of stirrups to keep me in proper position. I had to stare at some strange apparatus that can best be described as a old person's walker with a toilet seat attached to it the entire time. What the holy fuck was the purpose of that? There was nothing to catch any dung or urine.......it was open air seating much like DTE Energy Theater (formerly Pine Knob).
The whole episode has left me scarred in ways that have yet to manifest themselves and thanks to Martin & Steele I'm having to revisit memories I've been trying to repress for seven long years. Fuckers.
No wonder my testicles swelled to enormous proportions and turned to a deep purple color. I had to go back to the doctor and found out my nuts were infact infected and had to go on powerful antibiotics. Sons of bitches, a $5.99 jock could of saved me all of that pain & suffering?
I'm also curious about the liquid Martin & Steele mentioned as parts of their respective procedures. There were no liquids involved in my vasectomy. Come to think of it some liquids warm or cold would've come in handy as I was having my sack cut open with a red hot knife before the anesthesa had time to kick in.
I'm beginning to think that perhaps I should seek legal counsel. Maybe I didn't visit a doctor at all but some kind of twisted sadomasacistic freak. His nurse tried to talke to me about the weather while she shaved my sack.
Also I wasn't given the option of stirrups to keep me in proper position. I had to stare at some strange apparatus that can best be described as a old person's walker with a toilet seat attached to it the entire time. What the holy fuck was the purpose of that? There was nothing to catch any dung or urine.......it was open air seating much like DTE Energy Theater (formerly Pine Knob).
The whole episode has left me scarred in ways that have yet to manifest themselves and thanks to Martin & Steele I'm having to revisit memories I've been trying to repress for seven long years. Fuckers.
On another note, I'm interested in purchasing a classic van. Preferably a '78 Short Chevy Van. On the sides I'd like a mural of a topless barbarian girl holding a sword aloft as she kneels over a great saber tooth tiger that has obviously just been defeated in battle.
Shag carpet is a must as is a giant chrome gas pedal with an extra big "big" toe. Windows should be tinted and curtained. Bucket seats with wood beaded seat covers that massage as you ride are a plus.
A bumper sticker that reads "Keep on Truckin'" will fetch top dollar from my eager coffers. Kraco or Sparkomatic sound systems preferred to transport me back to glory days of summer in my youth through the magic of song.
Shag carpet is a must as is a giant chrome gas pedal with an extra big "big" toe. Windows should be tinted and curtained. Bucket seats with wood beaded seat covers that massage as you ride are a plus.
A bumper sticker that reads "Keep on Truckin'" will fetch top dollar from my eager coffers. Kraco or Sparkomatic sound systems preferred to transport me back to glory days of summer in my youth through the magic of song.
OMG Willy your "novels" are hilarious. I laughed my ass off reading them. Especially your accounts of your vasectomy. It sounds like you and Martin should may be see Steele's doctor. He seems to be the one with the least complications. Although his reminiscing about his boyhood jockstrap weaaring was a little odd.
LOL>>FTV and Willy too!
:)MUAH
LOL>>FTV and Willy too!
:)MUAH
posted by: Shelley B. - W.Virginia on Wed, 4/23 04:59 PM EDT
OMG Willy your "novels" are hilarious. I laughed my ass off reading them. Especially your accounts of your vasectomy. It sounds like you and Martin should may be see Steele's doctor. He seems to be the one with the least complications. Although his reminiscing about his boyhood jockstrap weaaring was a little odd.
LOL..FTV and Willy too!
:)MUAH
LOL..FTV and Willy too!
:)MUAH
posted by: Shelley B. - W.Virginia on Wed, 4/23 05:04 PM EDT
Hey hosers you cracked my ass up aye with all shit about jockstraps. you two are somethin else alright. Willy glad to seee you back your shit cracks me up to. Fuck Pissed at the World although I am sure he would love to skate with you on Sunday. Take off hosers
posted by: Joey T./ TORONTO,CANADA on Wed, 4/23 11:12 PM EDT
I wonder if the pope will buy one of these, this summer:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/7362161.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_depth/7362161.stm
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