Fri, 30 May 2008  Martin describes his new job, we focus on some mayhem from the world of minor league baseball and 1,000 cars get violated.
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Here is a new movie idea for the show. Its kinda like a sequel to "My Butt Yearns". How about the Ville's version of "Cool Hand Luke" with Steele playing the part of Luke and Martin playing the part the part of the sunglasses wearing badass guard. Just imagine it with also Dubs playing the part of the truckbound Luke's mother.
posted by: Jeffrey aka Goliath according to Martin on Fri, 5/30 12:05 PM EDT
Whatever happened to Hi-Tecs.....Steele turned me on to Hi-Tecs.......I love Hi-Tecs!
I also love Doctor Who......Tom Baker was my favorite Doctor back in the early 80's. The Sci-Fi club souds good. I believe I was once upon a time sitting home watching the Star Wars Trilogy when Steele & company wanted to go out on the town, so they rented a bunch of Asian cooking videos and dropped them off to me.......Wok Don't Run, Wok & Roll, Wok the heck is going on? I think I detected about a bit of a Kentucky draw in the way "Kennedy" was pronounced by Senator Robert Byrd. Lance Wakerly sounds like a fine individual.
Kickin' dual posts.
I also love Doctor Who......Tom Baker was my favorite Doctor back in the early 80's. The Sci-Fi club souds good. I believe I was once upon a time sitting home watching the Star Wars Trilogy when Steele & company wanted to go out on the town, so they rented a bunch of Asian cooking videos and dropped them off to me.......Wok Don't Run, Wok & Roll, Wok the heck is going on? I think I detected about a bit of a Kentucky draw in the way "Kennedy" was pronounced by Senator Robert Byrd. Lance Wakerly sounds like a fine individual.
Kickin' dual posts.
WTF does Cool Hand Luke have to do with My Butt Yearns? How is that a sequel? Either I'm too fucked up on my morphine and vicodin, or Jeffrey is back to making no sense whatsofuckever again!.... Congrats, Martin - my family and I feel MUCH safer now that you're patroling this side of the river.
First of all can some one please tell me what the fuck WILLY is talkin about again. Christ he as FTV would say is something else alright.
Secondly, you make a good point Scoliosis about Jeffry's goddamm post. I have no idea what Cool Hand Luke has to with anything althoug I would love to see Steele ass rape Dubs pigs!
Thirdly, you should not feel safe with Martin doing anything. He is a retard who smokes to much pot and he uses buttplugs!
Lastly, Wackerly and anyone in a sci-fi club are fags.
Secondly, you make a good point Scoliosis about Jeffry's goddamm post. I have no idea what Cool Hand Luke has to with anything althoug I would love to see Steele ass rape Dubs pigs!
Thirdly, you should not feel safe with Martin doing anything. He is a retard who smokes to much pot and he uses buttplugs!
Lastly, Wackerly and anyone in a sci-fi club are fags.
Hey Steele,
I am jealous of the inanimate objects you have slept with! LOL! Anyhoo I love you sexy and thanks for the laughs guys.
Sara - Madison, NJ
Btw, Steele I took your picture down off my wall. Its now framed and sitting on my night stand. ;)MUAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am jealous of the inanimate objects you have slept with! LOL! Anyhoo I love you sexy and thanks for the laughs guys.
Sara - Madison, NJ
Btw, Steele I took your picture down off my wall. Its now framed and sitting on my night stand. ;)MUAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Martin & Steele my name is Amanda and I just graduated from High School last week in Rhode Island. My older brother turned me on to ur show last fall and I have been catching up ever since. I'm an avid fan and I love u guys. U guys are so f'n funny u made my senior year go by alot quicker. I would listen to u during class. I got sent 2 the office once 4 laughing out loud when in class when u guys were talking bout the Vegas after party shit. RFLMAO! I'm excited because my big bro bought me an i-phone 4 graduation. Now I can watch or listen to u all the time. Lots of love to ya both. FTV kicks ass!!!!!!!!!!Xoxoxoxoxo.................from me, Amanda (Class of 08). Woooooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooo. PS, I am goin to college in the fall and I hope to get my whole dorm listening. I know u guys think ur ugly but I have shown ur pics 2 some of my gf's we all think u 2 are hot! Much cuter and sexier than the punk little boys I went to school with. Love the facial hair. The little boys I graduated with couldn't even grow a mustache. Hahaha.
Amanda, Welcome to the nation. I think I can speak for all of us when I say I like the sounds of you.
Just so you know, I am currently pleasuring myself to the thought of you. (in my mind you are a pettite, shoulder lengthed, dark haired girl with a nice tan, nice can, and medium sized, firm, supple breasts. You spend a lot of time in tight little belly shirts with jogging pants. You smell amazing and will do anything to pleasure your man. Oh, and the most important part, you are turned on by slightly overweight, pervs in their mid thirties who aren't very attractive.
Just so you know, I am currently pleasuring myself to the thought of you. (in my mind you are a pettite, shoulder lengthed, dark haired girl with a nice tan, nice can, and medium sized, firm, supple breasts. You spend a lot of time in tight little belly shirts with jogging pants. You smell amazing and will do anything to pleasure your man. Oh, and the most important part, you are turned on by slightly overweight, pervs in their mid thirties who aren't very attractive.
Scoli Steve,
You busted me again I guess. I can't anything past you now can I? I am glad to see that you are back on the boards again. Long time no see.
One more thing Amanda becarefull what you wish for because you just might get it.
You busted me again I guess. I can't anything past you now can I? I am glad to see that you are back on the boards again. Long time no see.
One more thing Amanda becarefull what you wish for because you just might get it.
posted by: Jeffrey aka Goliath according to Martin on Sat, 5/31 06:53 PM EDT
dont worry steele the cock/ball cozy will be fully washable, and i am making a pink one just for you. i ran across a pattern for a thong (hint hint steele)
WWWAAAAHHHH why dont i have a photo of steele.
I WANT A PHOTO OF STEELE (preferable in a thong or the assless kilt)
i agree with IWANTU i am jealous of whatever steele has/will f*ck.
WWWAAAAHHHH why dont i have a photo of steele.
I WANT A PHOTO OF STEELE (preferable in a thong or the assless kilt)
i agree with IWANTU i am jealous of whatever steele has/will f*ck.
Well, well, well... Looks like Chico is kicking it into overdrive late in the second quarter of the FTV Deathpool. Yes, Martin's lead has diminished to only 2 points with the passing of rock pioneer and guitar legend Bo "The Originator" Diddley! Stay tuned folks, looks like this one might be a nail biter!
ALL HAIL THE FTV NATION!!!
ALL HAIL THE FTV NATION!!!
martin i will knit you up a set of cuffs to use on the job as soon as i know that you are going to keep this job for longer than the probation period. a nice bright pink pair.
jeffrey just come to terms that steele is a major hottie and that i would give/do anything for one night with his extremely small pickle
jeffrey just come to terms that steele is a major hottie and that i would give/do anything for one night with his extremely small pickle
Just one question...now that the Tri-City/Central Michigan/Midland (or whatever the fuck they are called) Loons are now the darlings of local baseball fandom, are the Midland Explorers being thrown under the proverbial bus? Has Mid-Michigan fast-pitch softball been relegated to the dust-bin of history? I hope the local butch lesbians still have someone to look up to in this day and age.
posted by: wackerle on Tue, 6/3 02:58 AM EDT
also...now that Martin has a FTJ (www.fulltimejob.com) can you guys get a reliable land-line for inter-podcraft phone calls?
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